Fighting Dragons


I'll just read a book instead. I don't care if we're just friends. I can hang out with myself I'm old enough now to pretend.

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

(Source: mr-cappadocia-archives, via ryokothegreat)

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via trainhardanddirty)

latelycravingmore:

I like getting drunk texts. They’re always honest and I like that even when you’re messed up, you’re still thinking of me.

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